I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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