Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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