I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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