They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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