all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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