PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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