TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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