I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
