Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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