Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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