I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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