you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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