she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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