its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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