I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I came so hard my ears popped.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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