She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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