I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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