i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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