actually, I'm a sock model
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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