Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
false alarm. still invincible.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
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