Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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