Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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