I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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