Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
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