It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
