so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
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