Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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