we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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