My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
