Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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