Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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