so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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