I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
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