Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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