i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
