Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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