I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
