Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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