Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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