look no pants
we made out on top of his cat.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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