Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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