the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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