Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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