would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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