ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
We don't watch enough power rangers
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
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