Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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