He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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