I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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