Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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