Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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