i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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