they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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