Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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