trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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